- Don Frye dispenses advice as part of his “Dear Don” column at IFL.tv.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
"Give me your address, and I’ll come over and take care of the dog. It’ll be easy, just a .22 behind the ear. The bullet will rattle around in there, won’t make a mess or even much of a noise. Problem solved. After that, I’ll explain to your in-laws and your wife that the dog ran away to go live on a farm. Then everybody’s happy."