Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Straight Talk

"Give me your address, and I’ll come over and take care of the dog. It’ll be easy, just a .22 behind the ear. The bullet will rattle around in there, won’t make a mess or even much of a noise. Problem solved. After that, I’ll explain to your in-laws and your wife that the dog ran away to go live on a farm. Then everybody’s happy."

- Don Frye dispenses advice as part of his “Dear Don” column at IFL.tv.

1 comment:

Masta Blasta said...

don frye is the man!!!!!!